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A form of English that makes no sense to any other party apart from those who are fluent. A word-by-word literal translation with humorous results for native English speakers.
Name is derived from the word Kim, who was the creator.
Kids: Let's sing a song.

Kim: Heads knolders shes and toes, shes and toes, shes and toes.

Kids: What song is that mum?

Kim: It is the native song of Kimish.
by DiScOtUrTlE December 08, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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adj. (kim-esh)

- A heightened sense of paranoia especially around one's coworkers.
- The belief that everyone thinks your are incapable of performing your work duties and the resulting attitude towards all those people.

noun (kim-esh)

- One who fucks himself out of a job due to unfounded paranoia. You should be euthanized.
- One who has kimish qualities.
Dude, Bob's kimish demeanor is so much fun to play with. He believes that not only did the CEO fire his boss for missing some training, but also that people setup meetings just to figure out how to fuck with him. What a looney toons.
by ju_stupeed_whore July 09, 2009
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