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A chick who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.
Kim Kardashian is a total ho.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. May 30, 2008
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.
Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking
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Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy
I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian
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Definitely the most annoying celebrity out there. Also Pro should win this debate.
Kim Kardashian is literally the worst
by MORTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYY December 06, 2015
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A famous chick with no talent who no one know how she became famous.
Bob: Hey, do you know how Kim Kardashian became famous?
John: No... Anyway she has no talent...
Bob: I guess the world will never know....
by Cclleoo January 07, 2015
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