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absolutely the worst person to ever corss the planet Earth. kim is alwyas hating on everybody and she doesnt know how to keep streaks. and dont forget last year when she ran away from christian at the dance lol.
"have u seen kim today"
"yeah she ugly af"
"no cap bruh"
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The awesomest person alive, He will slap you with a fish if you missed with him or his friends.

"slapping people with fish since he was a baby" What a legend !
"Dude why are you crying !?"

"I missed with Kim, so he slapped me with a fish ! "
by P_OBAMA November 27, 2012
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A being of pure evil. It was forged in the deepest corner of hell. Kim is known to hate kittens, cute puppys, and Leonardo Dicaprio.
Kim only eats junk food and hates suicide hotlines he wants people to kill them self.
If you see a Kim throw a shoe at him and yell "scrabledamle" that will make him go away.
Guy 1: Dude look! There is a Kim!
Guy 2: Quick, throw a shoe at him!
by greatowl September 01, 2014
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Kims are pretty awesome. She can be annoying and she is a bit of a loser.. but we love her anyway!
Kate: Kim, why are you so cool?
Kim: I don\\\'t know! I can\\\'t help being born like that.
Kate: Teach me how to be cool.. please!
Kim: First step, change your name to Kim.
by pretty.ninjaa August 19, 2010
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Kim is a beautiful, loving and amazing person and mother! is loved by everyone she meets!!
by starcat1300 July 04, 2017
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a brunette who has lost their verginity at 6th grade who could drop a boys in 2 seconds while also hand along a sexy fierce look.
damn stay from kim
by kimmzers February 27, 2017
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