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Uselessness personified. A talentless, pointless cumdumpster with nothing constructive to contribute to humanity, and who is only famous for sucking Ray J's dick, being married to Kanye West, and having a tv show that showcases her and the rest of her equally talentless and useless family.
If you actually look up to Kim Kardashian, you're a fucking idiot, and you seriously need to evaluate your life's priorities.
by Dr. Snark, PhD September 30, 2014
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Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy
I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian
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by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017
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1. Paris Hilton's socialite friend; a woman who can only see "sex" and "potential best lovers with large penises" in Black men and nothing else when there's much more to them and it is obvious she uses her rotund ass to get Black men's attention.

Ms. Kardashian is a beautiful young woman but unfortunately her lack of intelligence, her crude promiscuity and her cheap, nasty image takes away from that. She is a cum bucket and nothing more or less. Women like her deserves no good respect but rather a severe sexually transmitted disease to teach them a lesson.

2. An expensive prostitute that does not stand on the street corners but leans against beemers.
Kim Kardashian + Ray J = Herpes Sandwich
by twistedbabydoll August 12, 2007
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A famous chick with no talent who no one know how she became famous.
Bob: Hey, do you know how Kim Kardashian became famous?
John: No... Anyway she has no talent...
Bob: I guess the world will never know....
by Cclleoo January 07, 2015
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A woman who has no talent whatsoever and only uses her looks and physical appearance to attract everyone. She's also a fucking whore because she uploaded a sex tape with her boyfriend.
That slut Kim Kardashian just ditched me!
by MetalChick666 June 11, 2010
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A mariage or relationship that lasts less than 72 days and involves making a sex tape to get famous. Aswell as not having to buy anything for the wedding then going to Australia with a small stick and a gorilla.
by MARKUX November 16, 2011
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