A dummy

Proper noun. A wonderful mother, sister, daughter, wife, friend, grandmother and more who makes amazing items out of ordinary ones.

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Kilty Monroe is when a Scottish man walks over a steam grate and the hot air blows his kilt up to reveal his blood pudding.

When she gives you a little scottish reach around

When a bar wench reaches around under your kilt and gives you something to remember her by.