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1)A term often used to describe an elite athlete.

2)A person who is kilomatic usually has trouble walking without stepping on his own giant penis.

3)If you have been kilomatic, consider it the highest compliment you will ever receive.
by Haven Apollo April 11, 2010
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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