A town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack whores.
on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a nice place but dont let the flowers and friendly people fool you.
Kilmarnock is basicly quite cool(ish) but dont go out after 9 pm cause a jakeball is likely to try to knock you out.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed