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George: Yo we're going the wrong way.. where's my house?
Non-Idiot: Your in it.
George: Oh god. Kill myself.
Non-Idiot: Your in it.
George: Oh god. Kill myself.
by Dr. Kremler May 09, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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when people hurt you and disrespect you, act like your nothing and trample you. They hurt you and treat you like a dog and sometimes the can hurt you physically and emotionally so i decided that i dont want that anymore and i am going to drink bleach and end my suffering
by idontwant100 March 19, 2017
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An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.
by Tippytom May 10, 2007
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Bianca: I wanna fucking kill myself
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut
Lisa: I read it every night
Ami: BITCH!?
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut
Lisa: I read it every night
Ami: BITCH!?
by binac March 28, 2019
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Definition: (Adjective/verb/noun) - a word used to describe a situation or emotion of one's killing himself.
Killmyself originates from a depressed boy close to New Orleans. It is a one-word representation for suicidal people to say. Instead of the two-worded phrase "Kill myself", killmyself is used as one word. It can NEVER be hyphenated. Ever. Never. Ever.
Killmyself originates from a depressed boy close to New Orleans. It is a one-word representation for suicidal people to say. Instead of the two-worded phrase "Kill myself", killmyself is used as one word. It can NEVER be hyphenated. Ever. Never. Ever.
<Adjective> - This shirt looks so killmyself on me.
<Verb> - When I get home from school, I am going to killmyself.
<Noun> - Killmyself is fabulous.
* The slang form of killmyself is killmahself. It is also one word. NO hyphen (-).
<Verb> - When I get home from school, I am going to killmyself.
<Noun> - Killmyself is fabulous.
* The slang form of killmyself is killmahself. It is also one word. NO hyphen (-).
by Brandon Lemoine September 25, 2004