Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina

I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.

My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.

bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"

Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.

Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.

Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.

Kife is when you lose something.

Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.

Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.

"ew thats kife!"
"this tastes kife!"
"did you here about scotia" "yeah shes kife"

Chang is such a dick, he kifed my CDs!