A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.
Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.
by Polezilla January 14, 2010
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A firefighter who has eaten kielbasa for lunch and subsequently vomited it back up, will be given the nickname kielbasa.
Pull's new nick name is kielbasa, because he threw up his lunch, which was kielbasa.
by Chops314 May 07, 2008
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Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.
by Ayudame February 22, 2006
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The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.
Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna.
This kielbasa is really very tasty.
by Lukasz Pietras May 20, 2006
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Polish word which means sausage. Period
I love eating sausage. - Uwielbiam jesc kielbasa.
by LLLLLLLLLL October 07, 2007
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a term used in Tenacious D's Kielbasa song, and other uses. it means Penis
woo my kielbasa is big tonight!
by DigitalN. January 15, 2005
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(keel bah sah) noun. A guy's penis that is larger than anyone would expected for his height, build, and/or race. Usually occurs with guys that are shorter or skinnier than the average guy.
After she turned down an offer for a date from the skinny guy, she found out he had a kielbasa, so she had a friend bring him to her party so they could hook-up.
by Moism July 14, 2010
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