also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.
::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
by neilbauer May 12, 2005
by fisher20112 June 17, 2008
Full name: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
Born: December 21, 1966 London, England
Occupation: Television and film actor
Current role: Portrays Agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV show 24
Latest Movie: The Sentinel
Favorite word: Gravitas
Born: December 21, 1966 London, England
Occupation: Television and film actor
Current role: Portrays Agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV show 24
Latest Movie: The Sentinel
Favorite word: Gravitas
by Agent Homicide August 07, 2006
by LoLo March 26, 2004
The best actor in the world He is also really hot and i am in love with him. he currently plays Jack Bauer in the hit television series '24', which is currently on its fifth season. He is so unbelivably hot and hes an amazing actor.
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland is the hottest most talented actor in the world.
I <3 Kiefer Sutherland
I <3 Kiefer Sutherland
by IndiaLPC January 21, 2006
An incredible person that you will crave throughout the day, like taco bell, or kfc. This person has many amazing skills, such as being ultra cool and fly and is great at picking up chicks, he is a loving caring person and that way almost all the time, you will love this person.
person 1- Whos that boy you we're with?
person 2- oh that's Andrew Kiefer
person 1- oh, he looked amazing
person 2- he is.
person 2- oh that's Andrew Kiefer
person 1- oh, he looked amazing
person 2- he is.
by andrewk1254 September 07, 2010
SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH. hE'S SO HOTT... HE'S MAKES ME HAVE ORGASIMS JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM! I WANT TO EAT HIM ALL UP!
by Emmaroo August 29, 2004