A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
by TheWorldShouldBeSimpler... December 26, 2019
by My cat might be a alien January 27, 2020
Some freaking annoying "kids" singing crappy versions of amazing songs. Like, what the heck?! They edit the good appropriate example: instead of liquor in UF theysaid water >:( They are just annoying supid jerks!
by acur November 03, 2017
by Budway November 19, 2004
by daprofit1224 August 12, 2015
The typical scene kids:
- Females are often whores who likes to expose themselves on photographs they take of themselves.
- Stupid hair that they think is unique when in fact they're just fuckin clones of each other.
- They think being bi is the coolest thing ever.
- Very vain and claim to be ugly when in fact alot of them appear to be pretty WITH their heavy make-up. Without it is a different matter...
- Talk like chavs. Behave like chavs. Are pig shit thick like chavs.
- They try too hard to be 'da sex'. They often make asses of themselves and cool people from the rock scene tend not to want to be associated with them.
- Spoilt and get everything they want, yet they still find things to complain about.
- They have NO passion for music at all and simply annoy everyone else who does.
- When they go to concerts they try to push in with their 'gang' of total idiots who look exactly the same as them.
- They talk about sex alot.
- And not one of them ever stops to think when they call themselves 'scene kids', they are being completely the opposite of being unique and fitting themselves into a stereo type.
- When you have to stand next to one it makes you feel violent and agressive and gives you the need to kill.
- They are attention seekers.
- Females are often whores who likes to expose themselves on photographs they take of themselves.
- Stupid hair that they think is unique when in fact they're just fuckin clones of each other.
- They think being bi is the coolest thing ever.
- Very vain and claim to be ugly when in fact alot of them appear to be pretty WITH their heavy make-up. Without it is a different matter...
- Talk like chavs. Behave like chavs. Are pig shit thick like chavs.
- They try too hard to be 'da sex'. They often make asses of themselves and cool people from the rock scene tend not to want to be associated with them.
- Spoilt and get everything they want, yet they still find things to complain about.
- They have NO passion for music at all and simply annoy everyone else who does.
- When they go to concerts they try to push in with their 'gang' of total idiots who look exactly the same as them.
- They talk about sex alot.
- And not one of them ever stops to think when they call themselves 'scene kids', they are being completely the opposite of being unique and fitting themselves into a stereo type.
- When you have to stand next to one it makes you feel violent and agressive and gives you the need to kill.
- They are attention seekers.
Scene Kidz: *screams stupid lyrics*
Scene Girl 1: OMG OLI SYKES IS TTLY HOT. I wanna get in hiz pants. When he sees me he'll wanna strip.
Scene Girl 2: yeah, like bmth are da bomb! the screaming iz da shit.
Scene Girl 3: like my hair? i sprayed it some bright colour to be unique.
Scene Girl 2: oh i lurrrrv it! u r so hot! though that girl over there has done exactly the same colour. but yr leik way hotter leik.
Scene Girl 3: she is so copying me. but yh leik, i look hotter. *twiddles hair*
(Scene Girl 1 feels ignored)
*Bashes into someone and starts giggling*
Scene Girl 1: ARENT I COOL?!!
Everyone who is at the concert for the music: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Scene Girl 1: OMG OLI SYKES IS TTLY HOT. I wanna get in hiz pants. When he sees me he'll wanna strip.
Scene Girl 2: yeah, like bmth are da bomb! the screaming iz da shit.
Scene Girl 3: like my hair? i sprayed it some bright colour to be unique.
Scene Girl 2: oh i lurrrrv it! u r so hot! though that girl over there has done exactly the same colour. but yr leik way hotter leik.
Scene Girl 3: she is so copying me. but yh leik, i look hotter. *twiddles hair*
(Scene Girl 1 feels ignored)
*Bashes into someone and starts giggling*
Scene Girl 1: ARENT I COOL?!!
Everyone who is at the concert for the music: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
by emzii x March 05, 2009
The only music you'll ever hear when you go to Jahannam. The singers are all children who enjoy ruining today's music to make it "suitable for kids". Kidz Bop needs to Kidz Stop.
Kidz Bop Stan: Hey! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Bullwinkle: That's my job, kidz-bop-stan! *punches him offstage*
Rocky: Wasn't that inconsiderate?
Bullwinkle: Well, so many people say Kidz Bop sucks.
Bullwinkle: That's my job, kidz-bop-stan! *punches him offstage*
Rocky: Wasn't that inconsiderate?
Bullwinkle: Well, so many people say Kidz Bop sucks.
by MisterWhomstDVe December 25, 2019