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The area of skin between your asshole and balls
If you didnt have the kidnif you'd have shitty smellin balls
goddamn mary licked my kidnif clean last night.

my kidniff has more hair on it than my moms beaver pelt.

your kidnif smells like a horses ass.

goddamnit my kidnif has fromunda cheese on it again!
by Johe33 December 16, 2007
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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