When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick
"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"
by Afellowgamer March 14, 2020
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A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
by mandingoe September 30, 2004
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Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.
22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.
by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010
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A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.
Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"
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"Fuck You Kid" - Ninja (Tyler Blevins), to an unsuspecting dweeb who was shredded by him on the multiplayer battle royale, H1Z1.
Fuck You Kid. (in response to something you didn't like.)
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A famous line from the film "Casablanca" (1942), starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Rick Blane (Bogart) says it multiple times throughout the movie to Ilsa Lund (Bergman).
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.
by as time goes by March 15, 2007
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