An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.

When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.

Whilst in the doggy style position with your other, have her lift up one leg so now she has only one leg for support. Now in this position slide one of your feet beside her supporting foot and in one smooth motion sweep her foot out from under her sending her crashing into the floor or head board.

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

A morning errection so fears it prevents one from turning onto ones front.

It's the severity of the sucking up that denotes whether the person kisses ass, sucks dick or kickstands. Sucking dick so hard one actually kickstands or the kickstand of the individual getting their dick sucked.