A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.
Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"
by sexy m&m December 21, 2008
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Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)
"Why did you just do that"

"Its Dick Kick December it's fine"
by Panic._.Emma October 02, 2019
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To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
by jsd96321 January 24, 2012
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On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
by Funny girl wit da Chicken August 28, 2019
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On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.
Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick
by Hahahah fuck u February 15, 2021
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On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.
April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”
by RevengeDates22345 October 13, 2020
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on the 5th of October all girls have permission to go round and kick all boys dicks. have fun :)
it is going to be kick dick day on Monday cant wait
by eboy214 October 02, 2020
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