To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017
1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"
2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
by Fentible December 04, 2016
by .otatoP July 11, 2014
1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
by mrdonn May 27, 2011
Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.
Jason: I can't believe you called to the river with that crap and donked a straight over my aces.
Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?
Jason: No.
Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.
Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?
Jason: No.
Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.
by DoyleBrunson May 06, 2012
by ouch my dick hurts June 25, 2007
An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.
by groovingirl28 January 24, 2008