person 1: i bet all the josh regrets doing slap ass month
person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december
person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december
by qhagevshdhshxhebsjhx October 03, 2020
Kick dick day is on the 17th October you can kick anyone’s dick on this day anytime on the 17th of October
by Jill the handy girl October 04, 2020
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
by dumber than dumb May 03, 2021
The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 06, 2009
We spent so much time working on Rhapsody in Blue last term, and because of the France Tour, orchestra rehearsals have been cancelled this term so now we'll have to relearn the whole piece next term. It's a real kick in the dick for all of us.
by Gershwin lover April 03, 2010
To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly
"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"
"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
by Average John April 03, 2015