Kian Oldham is a specimen that is heavily reliant on steds e.g GRRRRRR your making me angry. You can spot a Kian Oldham by them looking like a chav. If you mess with a Kian Oldham he will upper cut you and rag you around like a doll in a football match. He will often skive school if he has little sniffles achuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. This is a term commonly used in Nottingham.

Oh yes one more thing I can’t believe I forgot this he will also lick a girls face of

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