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An notorious public-transit musician famous for two things:
1. Unrivaled Beats
2. Delicious Banana Bread
Khemfusion is currently depressed about his broken hand and lack of delicious banana bread.
by LiquidNasty April 15, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A muffler humping cocaine addict who needs to refer to nugg in the dictionary
Woah check out the muffler on that car dude
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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A mind expanding entity, dropped onto the world during the year 1985, notorious real time. Never has touched cocaine, EVER
Damn man, that was awesome.
by khemfusion July 14, 2003
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