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A skinny, but somewhat strong man in arm wrestling and tackling niggas. He is very funny and cute. He attracts alot of guys and girls especially dicks. He's cute when he's shy to talk girls. He knows how to voice weird body noises that come out as animal mating calls. His metabolism is very high so that's y he maintains a very nice slender body. He has a nice sized dick. He's good in bed. He sucks in bed and has a small penis. Khelmar can be bipolar and knows how to grind other people's gears. He can tweak upside down and wants to do it for his sisters debut. He gots a nice small booty. Overall khelmar is a nice guy he's cute funny clever snd smart he could be stupid though at times but still Hes a nice guy to have as a bestfriend and or friend.
Kelly: hey khelmar

khelmar: hey girl
Kelly: u have a very nice booty

khelmar: thanks u have a nice face
by beefnchicken143 May 13, 2015
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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