May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A sex game inspired by Superman's famous punching technique where he punches and launches the victim to stun them for another punch in the skies. The game is to chase the participant's hole using a penis or fingers and string together a thrusting combo as you chase the victim. The victim may turn the tables via
Nate: Hey wanna play "Khalel"?
John: Sure! How do you play?
Nate: Get naked and run.
by Dr.mayday June 24, 2019
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This name is more often pronounced as Khalil than Khalel, Khalel is just a cool name, named after Superman kinda??? Not really tho, spelled differently, but yea he’s a cool guy, he causes no problems, if he is most likely a light skin with curly hair and glasses, but he’s still a cool guy
Dang is that guy over there a Khalil?

Nah man, you can tell it’s a Khalel, cuz he’s a cool guy
by Sahhhh dooddd June 29, 2019
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