A Khakster is a man/woman that thinks they are 20 year younger than they are and tries to rock the business/casual attire of khakis, a button down dress shirt, and cons/tenners.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.