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A word that /tv/ (a board on 4chan) is desperately trying to push. It basically means the exact same thing as Based or Poggers. Something good.
Did you see him do that backflip? That was so keyed!
by KFCellfish December 30, 2020
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scraping off the paint with their own set of keys
Dammit.. someone keyed my car last night! Little freshman fuckers!
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
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Getting completely fucked up through the use of both alcohol and marijuana.
"We were just gonna drink last night, but Jed brought his four-footer and we all got keyed.
by Tekao Keshe October 06, 2005
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Getting completely high off of marijuana and really drunk off of alcohol.
"I got five on it, grab your 40 lets get keyed
I got five on it, messin with that Indo weed"
by Jared "J" November 04, 2006
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When a person has taken a key and run it across the door of a car, thus scratching the paint.
I got my car keyed and I am really pissed about it.
by Lysandra February 16, 2005
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