A test that is taken in some high school classes in Pennsylvania. AKA: Keystone Exams
Teacher: Today we will be taking the Keystones and PSSAs.
Students: Seriously! We have to do PSSAs and Keystones!
by Daugh March 20, 2021
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When you're broke asf and get cross faded drinking keystone.
Brad: "Dude...I got fucked last night off some keystone, it was full send especially with the kush we had. I was KEYSTONED."

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by DGJH420 August 10, 2018
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usually refering to keystone light...

Introduced in 1989, Keystone Light is a light-bodied, crisp, smooth and drinkable beer. Keystone Light is available nationwide in cans, bottles and kegs.  Keystone Light is 4.2 percent alcohol by volume and has 104 calories per 12-ounce serving.

Awards

2005 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American-Style Light Lager
2003 North American Beer Awards bronze medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival gold medalist, American Light Lager
1991 Great American Beer Festival bronze medalist, American Lager

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Mike: i need 4 more bucks to pick up a case of keystone

Ike: ok here's 4, i get half though
by FIREH20 November 15, 2006
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Cheap beer, it's actually coors light brewed 1/1,000,000 of a degree of thus decreasing the beverage in value so it's about 10 bucks a case.
I drank a bunch of keystone and I wrecked my car into that nukkas crib homie!
by the big neptizzle August 14, 2003
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The central wedge-shaped stone of an arch that locks its parts together.
Without the keystone the arch would fall down.
by meep116 July 27, 2006
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a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to class and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill
i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol
by 69.09.69 October 31, 2010
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A clueless touron from Pennsylvania (nickname: the Keystone State), usually from some obscure small town in central PA, who vacations in Ocean City in the summer and drives like a complete and total jackass on Coastal Highway, blocking traffic by going 20 MPH or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a "Pennsylvania left-hand turn"). They are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like "Where's the beach?", "How do I get to the Boardwalk?", and "Have you ever heard of a place called Seacrets?".
"Dude, some keystoner just pulled a Pennsylvania left-hand turn on Coastal Highway and caused a three-car accident."

"Some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach."

Can also be used as an adjective: "I would have been here a half hour ago, but I got keystoned on Coastal Highway. Damn tourons." (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 MPH, and unable to pass.)
by OC Local June 07, 2007
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