crazy little village ... southern most point of the united states
full of crazy and homosexual people, usually drunk or high
party town

Coming from someone who lives here, this is quite possibly the biggest shit hole in the world. Everybody talks about how it's paradise but thats becuase they're only seeing this town from a tourist point of veiw. Also, the only places to hang out are the movie theaters, which have the rudest people working there, and the skate park. Thats it, there are no other places for teens in key west to hang out. Everywhere else you go is full of drunk people. Also, the school system here is pretty bad, the schools have almost no funding and the teachers couldn't give to fucks wether or not we get an education. Also, since this town is so freaking small everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows your buisness. This town is FULL of gossip and I freaking hate it.

a city in Florida in monroe county, florida

natives are referred to as conchs.

Taking it in the ass. Guy or girl.

Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.

When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.

While enthralled in homosexual intercourse, the power bottom farts on the penis that is inserted in his bottom.