Any thick facial hair found on a gay man.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.

Any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming homo. also known as the "Cop Moustache", the "Burt Reynolds", the "Tom Selleck", or the "Magnum PI".