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Your average small gossip town in Southeast Wisconsin where everybody knows everybody. The population is about 4,000 so very few even have a clue where it is. There’s nothing to do or see unless you like coffee or desperately need to stop for fast food.
Did you hear about what that crackhead from Kewaskum did the other day? OMFG!
by burntchicken August 31, 2019
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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skum town
A small village located in ass freezing Wisconsin. Has it's own elementary, middle and high school- which are all called kewaskum __ ___. The middle school and the high school share a mascot; which is stupid

Boring
Nothing to do.
.."no wonder they call Kewaskum skum town"
by pseudonym78652 July 14, 2008
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