A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 6, 2005
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wanker scum that comes froma council estate, normally wear tracksuit, gold chain and baseball cap and shitty trainers. think they're solid and walk like they're trying to keep their drugs hidden up they're arse. shuld all be shot on the spot
"yeah mush, come on then u startin!"
by ollie c August 10, 2004
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word is used to be applied to males who like to fall down or up stairs, off chairs, and in bathrooms and enjoys the companionship from multiple females within the 21771 zip code. He is also known to attack females in the 1001 block of Twin Arch Road
I was having sex with this guy and after we were done he told me who he had sex with. He was such a Kev!
by sc80rm39 October 28, 2010
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a peanut-sized clitoris
kev has a clitoris the size and shape of a peanut
by berean May 8, 2006
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Jesus man Kev was a dickhead last night, he nearly killed Laura.
by chizzy666 June 8, 2011
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"hey do you know kev is cute?"
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A Kev is gracious, alluring, strong, funny, and totally handsome. He is open about his life story’s and is ambitious about his future. He pulls you in with his luxurious eyes and taunting smile. You never wanna be without a Kev.
I wanna get with a Kev, nobody else deserves me
by Mommapoppa August 13, 2019
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