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A kid who pops his pimples in the bathroom spraying the gooey contents of his infected pimple on to the mirror. He doesn't wipe off the mess and likes leaving a nice splatter of pus, blood and dried sebum for everyone to see as a form of passive aggressive psychological warfare.
Kevun eats the bloody contents of his pimples and likes to leave popped pimple splatter on walls and mirrors. He's also a scrotum loving homosensual too.
by proactive pimple popper February 09, 2010
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021