Kessler is a guy who is perfect in every way hes amazing funny and great to be around. He's super handsome and turns everyones head.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

The act of using excessive amounts of effects in photoshop when editing photos.
i.e. At least 80% of the picture is obscured by after-effects.

The Personification of Terminal Rectal Cancer and Ramen. He knows where to lick the poosay ;). They say he's addicted to snorting salt and Ramen flavoring. His name is also the term for; "Cooking ramen with Cyanide and Cocaine while fingering your butthole and jerking of your smeg into the mix." They say he's a major fattyphobe. He's also a member of the Klu Klux Klan and the most notorious memeber with over 300 confirmed kills. He was trained in gorilla warfare and an kill you in 700 different ways, thats just with his bare hands. He sexually Identifies an Attack Helicopter. Ever since he was a young he dreamed of dropping hot stick loads on disgusting foreigners.

Legendary last name that only a real “G” would have.

A reference to a driver who insists on driving at speeds significantly less than the speed limit, usually in a box-shaped car.

The unexplainable particles in human feces