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Beautiful, dramatic and a bad bitch. Doesn't give a f*ck about anybody's opinions but also one of the most charismatic, loving, funny and cutest person alive. Everybody falls in love with her.
Jim: Hey! Do you know that super hot bad bitch who works at that mall?
David: Yea! You mean Kessem? I was in love with her for time.
by Cupcake&turtlelover456 March 20, 2019
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Complete bitch. No body likes her at school and she has no friends. Why? Because she ruins everything.
Jeff: yo bro what happened with you and Alyssa

Jim: kessem ruined it
by Bob loblaw69 March 14, 2017
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The purest blue boi that exists. Everybody misses him (whyd you leave big pineapple person)
Commonly know as the sugar cane god, cause he is named after an Ethiopian sugarcane factory. kessem has a phobia of animated gifs, although he can get past this because how good he is of a discord administrator. He is also afraid of having too much power, which makes him the perfect staff. Another thing about kessem, is that he is often confused about what time it is. When its 12pm and he has to leave for the time being, he always says good night.
person 1: Yo, did you see that gif spammer get banned yesterday?

person 2: Yea, kessem banned him in less than 10 sec, the staff in this server are on point!
by BarryTheBlue March 15, 2021
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