A dumb assclown, who is a tree monster(the Devil), who goes around self proclaiming that she's A Queen

A dumb assclown who is a tree monster(the Devil) that goes around self proclaiming "I'm A Queen" to everyone she meets, when in fact she's a servant of the wiccanology. She will try to possess you with her tarot cards and cult followers, and rape and human traffic your kids. She is everything foul in the world, and carries many STD's, but won't tell you she's physically sick! Beware, Bewarned!

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.