A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)
After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator
by da-real-anon June 25, 2018
To take the last full cup or serving, of a food or beverage, while leaving a small but less than full serving behind, which often casues the next person to either refill or make more of that item.
When Ryan filled up his cup with coffee he left less than a cup remaining in the pot. When Rob later went to get a cup for himself, he discovered that he had been "kerwined."
by Rob Leone April 25, 2007
by The_Kerwinator January 08, 2011
Kerwin is a loving boy that loves taking care of his friends and family. He has a hard time understanding reading but is really good at math. He has a big ego that he carries around with him. He falls in love quickly and gets heartbroken quickly as well. He tries his hardest when it comes to a relationship and does everything he possibly can. Cute, smart, handsome, strong, boy who has his strong beliefs.
by BIGGASSMALLASS July 12, 2019
Kerwin this is a popular loner, they are known but not known for anything,deep thinkers but friendly,observant and very lowkey intelligent.
by i agree with that statement April 05, 2019
Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!
Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!
by fuck yo mama April 10, 2008
A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*
Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"
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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."
by LeezyXO October 23, 2011