Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.

the ship of two people named bert and katherine. The best ship in da worlddd

The ship name devoted to Katherine and Albert. Together. Kert. In other words, cutest couple that won the Oscars. Both with unique personalities. AH. love is in the air.

Captain Kert was an old mascot for Captain Crunch, before he got absolutely wasted and raided a Best Buy store thinking it was Black Friday. He stole a mannequin and decided to become a juggalo and broke into IKEA, and took a shet on the cash register. And now he makes money as a sex-ed clown.

The seat behind shotgun in a car as a reference to his suicide

drapes that originated in the 1600's in Argentina, cheese capital of the world.

When a person named Kert goes Karting

He is Kerting