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A Kertan is a sexy beast. He has the muscles of a ninja and the dick of a black man. He will make the straightest man turn gay for him.
Person A: that person is damn sexy!
Person B: He must be a Kertan!
by PussyPlower69 February 11, 2013
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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