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Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.
Dude, he totally pulled a Kert on my gutter and solved my probelm! I've never seen such an ingenious set up... It was like MacGyver came by.
by luvnsnownsun February 02, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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the ship of two people named bert and katherine. The best ship in da worlddd
kert is great
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The ship name devoted to Katherine and Albert. Together. Kert. In other words, cutest couple that won the Oscars. Both with unique personalities. AH. love is in the air.
Omg they're so cute toggether. KERT FOR LIFE
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