Kerrisan is someone who asks you a question, then ignores everything you say after that. She’s an amazing friend, and loves to act like a dinosaur sometimes. She will watch someone else get sliced in half in a movie, but won’t even look at one of her friends’ paper cuts…A Kerrisan is one of the best cuddlers and turns into a crackhead after 1am.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.