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A Kernundrum is an impossible question or phrase that has no meaning, yet boggles the minds of many. Inciting trivial disputes whilst gaining nothing in return.
Even if said Kernundrum was answered, it leaves no lasting feeling of accomplishment or satisfaction.

The Kernundrum is a sick torturous way to break the bonds of many.
Poor Sod 1: "Gah! This Kernundrum is total bullshit, there is no real answer is there?"

Poor Sod 2: "DON'T YOU BAD MOUTH THE GOOD NAME OF THE KERNUNDRUM, THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER YOU INCESSANTLY WHINING TWIT!"

Poor Sod 1: " I missed my moms funeral"
by John Doughh June 01, 2021
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