to bullshit a lengthy answer on a subject of essentially zero substance
Ben managed to kern a perfect exam answer despite knowing nothing of the question.
by comtruce March 01, 2016
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An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.
Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.
by DangerousDern November 29, 2009
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One who simply smokes too much weed, their body cannot function, and then they eventually pass out.
"Guys, I think I am Kerned."

"Ian was definitely Kerned last night at the 1402."
by NCT420 April 10, 2013
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