A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples
Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern
by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018
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A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.
I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.
by The_Mark June 17, 2019
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an insult used to describe something outrageous
"what a kerns move"
"omg what a kerns"
by ricky gg October 10, 2007
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Emily is shy at first but after getting to know she’s very caring, funny, and an amazing friend. She is very beautiful and smart. Can be very crazy at times but that’s what makes her fun. Is very good at telling why mood people are in after a few minutes of bed ngnnear them. Trying to hide your emotions around her is a waste of time. She also hides her emotions not wanting to be hurt, or hurt others. Easily loved by many, though gets sad when she likes a guy and he doesn’t like her back. Often over looks potential relationships that are right in front of her. But no matter why she will be there for you, so don’t shut her out of your life.
Emily Kerns is such an amazing person
by He’s kind December 04, 2018
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A cheating liar who will use you until he’s over it. Can be nice at times but overall is an asshole who treats you like shit and calls woman bitches.
Oh did you see that video of John kern dancing to bust down thotiana lolz 😂
by mmmmhhm March 16, 2019
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