to kern is to excel in every aspect of life. common characteristics of someone kerning is being daf (down as farquad) and having dat professional swag.
dude, did you see that guy with the spicy node? He was totally kernin on em
by batesgotswag October 31, 2011
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Adjective:
Awesome beyond any and all comprehension.
Impressive beyond measurement or description.
That new invention is so kern, I can't imagine life without it.
He shattered the existing record with that kern performance.
by Smack Rattlecakes February 03, 2010
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a rare short, breed of bald black man with incredible artistic ability and pimp like skills. See also badass and or pimp.

a state of perfection and ultimate achievement
that is kern. he is so kern. he or she might want to adjust the kern in their life.
by dallilama January 31, 2007
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Belinda: Yo Tina, that boy has a big kern!

Tina: Show us ya kern!

Alex: I love kern
by kerninthepants September 14, 2009
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