A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
by stan_der_man March 02, 2010
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Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.
by Doc Dro September 18, 2015
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The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.
Wow Kermit is so good at singing
by 3GG15 July 01, 2018
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A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐
Kermit is gay
by Kermitlover2000 March 08, 2019
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For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.
Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.
by 3am Dice August 31, 2017
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The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.
Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
by monkeyspanker October 04, 2012
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The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him
Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal
by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018
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