Who you should join in heaven (or the burning pit where you rot I need agony for eternity. Kidding sorry if anyone was offended)
The god like badass who drinks tea and shoots his head with a dB shotgun

Hobbies:
drinking tea : going out with a BANG! (Get it?). Telling god to fuck off.Trying to shoot himself in the after life
Realising he is already dead. Telling everyone in heaven to fuck off.

F*CK YOU GOD AND F**K YOU LIFE *BANG* -KERMITS LAST WORDS

Also possibly died from brain damage (as shown in gif below )
F*** you ya Kermit,

Kermit was a god! Screw you ya damn heathen

WORSHIP KERMIT, SPREAD THE LOVE FOR KERMIT , hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit hail Kermit HAIL MERMIT DAMN YOU I SAID HAIL KERMIT!
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A holy being from another world that has the power to make him/her to commit suicide by whispering in there ear these words "Go Kermit Suicide." He has become the one he has become the many Kermit is the one who is one and the one who is all Kermit is you and me Kermit is the past, present and future.
- "we should go Kermit suicide"

- "Kermit is with you"

- "Hail Kermit"
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A Kermit is a term for someone who's voice occasionally (or more than occasionally) bears a striking resemblance to the voice of the muppet, Kermit the Frog. This is especially fitting when the subject wears green constantly or is especially fond of green.
Yeah, his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog sometimes, and he's always wearing something green.
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Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.
"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."
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A really horny Nazi that enjoys having sex with fat animals that are his breakfast tomorrow who abuses girls for the nazi party and sexual pleasure and also charged as a sex offender for doing hitler in someone’s throat
Oh shit Kermit is at it again fucking women and hitlering them
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A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.
Person 1: Hey look it's Kermit
Person 2: Oh that shitty lookin' green frog faggot
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