A frog that people put their hands far enough up his ass to move his mouth, and having him enjoy the deep anal he gets. Kermit is a hoe.

when u are dumb

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.