toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog
I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.
by rapster tee July 20, 2005
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A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.
Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"
by King of Kermits February 28, 2007
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The father of a sexy child named abdi and a sexy frog himself kermit is one to be respected by the gods himself and his child abdi is said to be just as sexy as himself
by The kermit expert February 16, 2018
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when you are so committed in something, just like Kermit the Frog was committed to Mrs. Piggy
wow Nate, you are really kermitted to your bitch. Happy Kwanzaa
by oooh thicc rice March 06, 2018
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Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.
Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.
by Blackether April 02, 2015
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The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.
That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.
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