two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

To uncontrollably breath loud while snapping the arm bones of underage humans.