The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals
"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"
by Blarg Bilowsky July 14, 2005
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Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.
Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
by heathiekins August 12, 2008
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What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe
Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside
by Dinodicbitchboi September 16, 2017
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When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks
by Steve Hall November 16, 2004
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When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.
Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!
by Fire King March 07, 2004
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Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches
Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to
by Nonopolies December 17, 2019
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