A legend. A beautiful, smart, funny girl who always makes everyone laugh. A riot on a night out -cough cough crier- ! She struggles with love and passion and generally becomes a third wheel. Loves a disco-winch on the dance floor and likes to rumble in the sheets if ya know what I mean. All round quality person.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.