If you have a kerem in your life then you are lucky.A Kerem will kick your skinny ass in Fifa. He's quite handsome, somewat smooth, and very intelligent. A kerem will tell you straight up how it is and cheer you up when your feeling down. If You have have a kerem in your life,then you have a cook in your life.
Girl 1: look at that guy over there
Girl 2: wow, that's a kerem right there, wish my bf was more like a kerem.
Girl 2: wow, that's a kerem right there, wish my bf was more like a kerem.
by J.w.p.girl November 21, 2012
The coolest guy ever, usually of turkish decent. Loved by all races and is the biggest hit with all the ladies. Usually has a fohawk and a sweet chin strap. Football Star and very athletic.
Synomyms: Dave; Awesome; Tank; Jacked; Turk.
Synomyms: Dave; Awesome; Tank; Jacked; Turk.
"Kerem is pretty damn tank"
D- Yo Kerem, I saw you pwn at football
K- Ya man, led the team in sacks
D- Sweet, wanna go sack veesta and cheyenne?
K- You know i do!
J- Jacob?
D- Yo Kerem, I saw you pwn at football
K- Ya man, led the team in sacks
D- Sweet, wanna go sack veesta and cheyenne?
K- You know i do!
J- Jacob?
by MarkoVasilic June 07, 2009
Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter as a lemon... but it's a cute guy and have a truly good heart...
Good fonts says that he's an angel... a truly weird and precious one... those who find him on their lives, will experiment a change on their football preferences and suddenly will love Beşiktaş team... They said it's because of his charm...
He have a teacher's soul... He will teach you ever day, every second...how to draw lines, turkish language...etc etc...
Intelligent, sometimes funny, owner of a beautiful smile... He will win you over with his convincing line of argument...
Good fonts says that he's an angel... a truly weird and precious one... those who find him on their lives, will experiment a change on their football preferences and suddenly will love Beşiktaş team... They said it's because of his charm...
He have a teacher's soul... He will teach you ever day, every second...how to draw lines, turkish language...etc etc...
Intelligent, sometimes funny, owner of a beautiful smile... He will win you over with his convincing line of argument...
kerem: do you know Beşiktaş football team?
*** : nop, i don't
Kerem: you look like a Beşiktaş football's fan type
*** : ok, i will be a fan then...
*** : nop, i don't
Kerem: you look like a Beşiktaş football's fan type
*** : ok, i will be a fan then...
by BJkMerYem May 04, 2010
Kerem is known for his big ass dick and balls which is why his nickname is the pussy destroyer. If you see a Kerem on the street make sure not to stare him out otherwise he will fuck you up and take your bitch and destroy her pussy. Make sure your girl is not talking to a Kerem cause after she hooks up with a Kerem her pussy will never be the same.
Girl 1: OMG its a Kerem
Girl 2: No way
Girl 1: Yeah just look at his big dick and balls
Girl 2: OMG its so big, its enough for the both of us
Girl 1: I know, I just want him to destroy us both
Girl 2: Me too
Girl 2: No way
Girl 1: Yeah just look at his big dick and balls
Girl 2: OMG its so big, its enough for the both of us
Girl 1: I know, I just want him to destroy us both
Girl 2: Me too
by Kerem'shavebigdicks January 13, 2021
Otherwise known as Sally. The future owner of Atalay's Aquarium. Brokeback intellect. Obsesser of music. Resembles an owl. Enjoys backrubs and other sexual touching from Michael. Will get raped very soon. At times can be insensitive and not open with new ideas or the thoughts of others. Makes corny jokes and laughs at the weirdest things. Can also be funny and amusing. Tends to be the victim of bad hairdressers and cruel jokes about certain physical features.
by Sex_Goddess April 22, 2006
by alighdj November 14, 2019